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How many men does it take to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

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Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like government bonds They take from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

A man is dining in a fancy from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."